Fwd: [bangla-vision] Fw: [Ovimot] Noble Prize for Hasina: Top Ten Reasons

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From: Anis Ahmed <anis.ahmed@netzero.net>
Date: Sat, Dec 11, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Subject: [bangla-vision] Fw: [Ovimot] Noble Prize for Hasina: Top Ten Reasons

 

Dear All:

 

Top Ten Reasons Why Sheikh Hasina, Current Prime Minister of Bangladesh deserves to get Noble Prize:

 

No. 10: Daughter of Banga Bandhu cum Banga Shatru and sister of the greatest thug of all time, Sheikh Kamal;

No. 9: A Muslim housewife who was voluntarily detached from her husband for more two decades for political cum personal gains;

No. 8: A physically sound ruler but was sick during prisoner;

No. 7: A generous "mashi" cum "devdasi" who knows how to satisfy "priests" by giving everything in return of verbal blessing;

No. 6: A government chief who arrange marriages for few girls after making thousands of women to widows;

No. 5: A talented leader who never care what to say to her follower or reporter. Even a popular "prime minister" who is protected by foreign body guards;

No. 4: A skilled leader who knows how bring peace by eradicating opponents in democratic ways and a human rights commander who commands to kill innocent people with logi boitha (rowing stick);

No. 3: A mother of an intelligent son who earned Masters degree from Harvard University in one year, where no Masters degree program is designed for one year only;

No. 2: An accomplished inventor of "Digital Bangladesh" for successfully implementing "digital crimes", "digital rapes", "digital violence in campuses", digital econmy slowdown", digitally crushing export industry", "digitally introducing BAKSHAL policies", "digitally finishing people's happiness", "digitally destroying national defense forces", digitally prohibiting citizen's fundmental rights", etc.;

No. 1: Recipient of the highest number of "Doctorate" degrees among all leaders of the world, including Barack Obama (USA); David Cameron (UK), Dmitry Medvedev (Russia), Nicholas Sarkozi (France), Hu Jintao (China), etc. Even, recipient of more Ph.D degrees than any other Noble Prize winner including Dr. Yunus, Dr. Henry Kissinger, Madam Curie, etc.

 

Thanks,

 

Anis Ahmed

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